There are people available like my bro Alan, who assume the PGA requires extra exhilaration on the tour. Certainly, he likewise thinks that Paris Hilton and Nichol Ritchie ought to run for Head of state … all 4 of them!
Don’t misconstrue me. I love golf. I locate the video game relaxing and also as calming as a Mint Julep … up until I leave the clubhouse bar as well as actually venture out on the fairways. With all the competition for the sports entertainment buck, some points might just need to alter.
The truth is that Tiger appears to be finding his feet are made of clay and also the sponsors are discussing the relative benefits of the “snooze” factor. They might get in some new players from various other sports yet Shaquille O’Neal’s agreement forbids him from actually playing and also Rodman might be checking out redecorating his new digs at the San Quentin Correctional Facility and summer season basketball camp. So, it resembles it depends on me to find up with a brand-new marketing system that will certainly enhance the time-honored traditions of Golf and yet produce the excitement of a World Wrestling Federation cage suit.
You could call me crazy yet I think the top dogs at the PGA ought to think about several of my suggestions. They are thoroughly looked into and I have the vacant beer containers to show it.
1. Due to the Truth Program craze, the individuals of the Open competitions need to be handed over on a deserted island with only adequate food and also water for 2 days. By Sunday the golfers would be eating their caddies and also utilizing their 7-irons as fishing pole to capture food from the water threats. The last one elected off the island wins the desirable contracted head witch doctor coat.
2. At the invitationals, the sand catches could be stocked with the creatures from that wonderful documentary SHAKES. This would definitely spruce up the color commentators task:
” Michelson will wedge from the catch at number 7. He has actually been definitely ablaze because that last Master’s. It resembles he can make the environment-friendly from right here with a great sho … WAIT! The huge worm has him collared. He’s got him! Oh no! It resembles that first green coat might have been his last, Norm.”
3. They could likewise think about a combination of golf and the fantastic child’s game, BATTLEWAGON. Completing golf enthusiasts can be offered munitions that they might discharge at those on other holes.
” It appears like Norman has a best depend on the center of the fairway. 225 backyards from the tee in as great a position as he can reach be on the environment-friendly in two. However DELAY! I listen to the audio of … Yes! It IS! INCOOOOOOMING! (BOOM shacka lacka) He sunk his Battleship!”
4. Directly, I find Who intends to be a Millionaire about as interesting as cleansing cement in my washroom however Neilson ratings reveal it might be much more infectious. Regis would ask golf tourney participants golf-related inquiries. They could have 3 lifelines: ask the gallery, call Arnold Palmer, and also split 50/50 with an audience participant if he obtains it right.
5. My last suggestion topfaiwaywoods might be the very best. That could turn the channel from, AMERICAN GOLF IDOL? New golf enthusiasts bravesites golf would qualify for the event golf mania tour by performing STAY IN front of a panel of judges: